Column #480 New Year’s Resolutions – for the ADO!

How ironic it is that the January 4 release by the ADO of their first financial statement in nearly a decade and a half and the final match of the almost $2 Read More »

Column #479 Hey, Big Bang Theory: WHAT THE COITUS?!

Any dart player - steel or soft or wood, and even magnetic or lawn or Nerf - that has seen the CBS smash hit sitcom The Big Bang Theory knows (Dartboard! Read More »

Column #478 Mr. Darts Language Person is BAAAACK!

With all the alarm about Ebola recently I suppose it's not surprising that my e-mail in-box has been pounded by darts folk with questions like, "Do you think the ADO is responsible?" Read More »

Column #477 Please help little Birdie!

If you're a regular reader of this column you will be aware that only occasionally does Dartoid yield his opinionated (some say disgusting) persona to his creator. In fact, over the past Read More »

Column #476 It is time to turn talk into ACTION!

It is time to turn talk into ACTION and enable the American Darts Organization (ADO) to become the organization the players - all players - should expect and deserve... Read More »

Welcome to Dartoid’s World!

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAOn a challenge, he bicycled 2,000 miles from Dublin to Moscow. He rode a dug-out canoe down Botswana’s hippo-infested Bora River. He whitewater rafted Zimbabwe’s mighty Zambezi River. He tracked endangered mountain gorillas deep into Uganda’s Impenetrable Forest. He ventured 500 miles up the Congo River in search of elephant poachers, and found them!

But what defines this adventure traveler, and earned him his nickname, is his absolute commitment to the sport of darts. When he isn’t engrossed in league competition or tournament play, he travels the world in search of the elusive Holy Grail – the perfect game in the perfect darts-dive. And, of course, the perfect beer. In a phrase, Dartoid does darts. And he’s done it everywhere.

On six of seven continents, Dartoid’s gone toe-to-toe and mug-to-mug with some of the best shooters, and best drinkers, on the planet. From Beijing to Toronto, Tokyo to Johannesburg, Bangkok to Rome, Dartoid’s stood at the line, often in the most unbelievable of circumstances.

The result is Dartoid’s World, a darts column which is simply – unique. This is the same (but unedited) column that, since 1995, has been featured by Bull’s Eye News, the American Darts Organization’s (ADO) Double Eagle and numerous other darts publications and websites around the globe.

Mixing humor and vignettes of local life with useful tips for darters who find themselves at the ends of the earth with nowhere to throw, Dartoid’s World is a must-read, the most widely read column about darts in the world. So grab your arrows and a beer, and start clicking away…


February 2015 Double Out Shot: Jessica Pare


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